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Your mission, as always, is to kill Hitler

In New Column by John Tebbutt

Who can stop Hitler’s elite squadron of Nazi dinosaurs? Who? Who?! The answer is Danger 5, an international strike team tasked with countering whatever mad plot that Crazy ol’ Adolf is cooking up this week. One day, der Fuhrer is stealing the Eiffel Tower to make legs for his giant Mecha-Hitler; the next, he’s manufacturing solid gold machine guns (which …

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Acid is groovy, kill the pigs

In From the Vault by John Tebbutt

So, how would you like your final remains disposed of? Burial, cremation or immersion in sulfuric acid? Ah, I see. Not surprising, really. Hardly anybody goes for option Number 3. The Infernal Trio (1974): This gruesome French comedy is reportedly based on a true case. A lawyer (Michel Piccoli) arranges for his girlfriend to marry an old man so that …