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Your mission, as always, is to kill Hitler

In New Column by John Tebbutt

Who can stop Hitler’s elite squadron of Nazi dinosaurs? Who? Who?! The answer is Danger 5, an international strike team tasked with countering whatever mad plot that Crazy ol’ Adolf is cooking up this week. One day, der Fuhrer is stealing the Eiffel Tower to make legs for his giant Mecha-Hitler; the next, he’s manufacturing solid gold machine guns (which …